More dumbasses

I can't believe delusions that some people seem to suffer from. Now I know that some of you pussbags just sit and stare at pic of beautiful Dominas like Myself fantasizing about serving Us. But what makes you think that your delusions will become reality. Please if you are older than 50 ( and that is stretching it) then you pretty much can give up any hope of being a sex toy.

I cant think of anything more repulsive than an old wrinkled white face (probably covered with liver spots) between My thighs. Come the fuck on, do you think that would please Me. Just typing it makes Me throw up a little in My mouth. I dont need My pussy eaten so badly that I would comtemplate an elderly jethro to gum at Me.

So, if that is what you may have in mind when you are hoping to serve, take a good long look at yourself in the mirror first. Would you want you between your legs? If it answer is no, chances are I agree.

Happy Holidays

Lady Friday

holiday ramblings

Well hello My dears, been a while and you know I cant resist blogging about the things that just drive Me batty.... Well that and connecting with you out there that love taking the pain I dish out....

What a crazy fucking world we live in. Here I thought that scat munchers had issues but we have a world where kids walk into malls with rifles and kill people. But perhaps he just took a note from our government... You think anyone told him that the mall and its shoppers were storing weapons of mass destruction?

Anyhooo, I am moving and God knows how we all hate that hassle. But nothing ventured nothing gained, I always say.....


Enjoy the pic of the boy I played earlier today. One of My favorite old school masochists. No hypo's for him. he likes old school safety pins..... Got to love that.

Take care and stay warm,

MLF

Post Hallows Eve recovery

I hope all of you out there had as wonderful Halloween as I did. If you didn't, shame on you. There isn't a holiday more dedicated to fun than All Hallows Eve.

This year was fantastic, My wonderful friend Kelley travelled from Houston to hang with Me. We had a blast.

Major kudos to Jason of the Secret Room as well. We attended The Succubus Ball and had a great time. The show was fantastic, the music superb,and the people pretty in the most lovely costumes. For all those out there that think that Halloween is all for the kiddies, you are sorely mistaken.

So take care dearies, love yourselves and be good to each other.

Lady Friday

your eyes dont have to be brown to be full of shit

Of course faithful readers you know by now that I take complete advantage of this blog to rant about things that piss Me off. Well this one is no different, LOL.

We live in a society today that completely perplexes Me. I am who I say I am, I dont make up personas and pretend. What good is it when eventually the person I am dealing with is going to realize it in the end?

So, towards that end, why oh why do you fucking ass lame bitches continue to contact Me with such complete and utter malarcy? When I tell you I am a mental and physical sadist, dont be surprised when I treat you like shit. That is My pleasure. I delight in the hurt in your eyes. It gets Me off.....

Or when I expect you to treat Me like the Queen I was raised to be, be surprised when I am offended by half ass attempts to impress Me.Wow, some fucking bubblebath from the dollar store.

Now your Mother may tolerate such bullsht, because she, (unlike Me) loves you and doesnt want to hurt your feelings.....

And for those that love to promise things and then just, disappear like mold in the bright sun. Stupid is a stupid does motherfuckers....

If you dont realize that I tell My fellow Dominas about your lame asses you are mistaken. The world is no longer as small as it once was, we all live in a world with cyber abilities so we know completely what you lame fucks are up to.

You know you are bitches.....

Until next time....

Lady Friday

Another sub bites the dust....

What is it that makes subs think that they can manipulate a Dominant Woman? Don't they get that in My world, it is all about Me?

Recently I went on a trip and saw the absolute worst come out of the sub male that accompanied Me. It was tragic because I watched him totally disintegrate into this unpleasant troll thing that would be best kept in a cage under a castle.....

Well I suffer no fools. Wont happen in this life or any other that I am a part of....

So, when I say that I am a emotional sadist, believe Me. Tears only get Me hot and make Me want to grind your face into the carpet. If your Mama didn't give you enough love, then don't look at Me for it. Now if you are looking for a Mistress that is going to make you cry for your mother and beg her forgiveness for being born a pathetic piece of snot, then step right up.We will have a great time together.

I am seeking someone to devote themselves to Me. I don't want someone that is full of excuses. Personal responsibility people, learn it, live it. I don't want you coming to Me broken, then what fun is it for Me when someone else has beat Me to the punch?

Yes, I am cruel, yes I am a fucking mean cold bitch, and you will suffer greatly for Me.

But then, how else do you think you can prove yourself worthy to sit at My feet as My treasured pet? And you will be treasured, and petted and loved on. When you have fucking earned it......

Mistress Lady Friday

you know you are a dumbfuck when...

Well dear readers, I havent posted in a while, had a lot going on of late. Met a yummy male Dom. Spartacus looking hottie and smart and twisted in ways that just make you clench in places that dont often clench, it is so good.

Being travelling a good bit, and met a new fem sub as well. Now that brings Me to the title of this post. You know you are a dumbass when you just like to attempt to start shit for no reason at all. I wont go into details but a certain whiny bitch of a submissive recently showed just how far down the list he is in the food chain by exposing what he thought was negative information about Me...

Gee, somehow I dont see having a submissive go to McDonalds for Me as so wrong. Yes, I know the fat and carbs will kill you but I dont think I have ever had anyone "red" about it. Can you even imagine how fucking totally lame you would have to be to even make a comment like that? Oh no, not the dreaded Mickey D's run, the MD TREK OF DOOM? Say it isn't so...What an insane nightmare!!! I am a total fucking bitch, right?

Well I am shaking with laughter right now because everytime I think of that shit I just want to roll on the floor with laughter. Then I feel a twinge of aggravation because it makes Me want to just have a certain pal of Mine just squeeze him until his eyes bleed. But then the moment passes and I just take whatever else residues from his bullshit and pass it out to the poor slut that is suffering under Me at the time.

Works for Me...;)

Does size matter?

I know it is hard to believe, but this is a real picture, and that dick is really, that small. I would think that the person depicted would be on anti-depressants or under the care of a psychiatrist. I know I would be if I were a man and had that between My legs. Anyhooo, I just returned from the Big Apple and this one was one of the wee worms that I saw there. Which inspired this blog entry. "Does size matter".

Let Me be perfectly frank,it matters. Are you fucking kidding Me? Of course it matters, can you imagine woman looking down at that little nub and getting hot in the pants? I have seen bigger wine bottle corks. I cant even picture someone trying to have sex with it. I would just get pissed off if a potential lover even thought to try and insult Me like that.

Now it does give an argument for gender reassignment. I cant see why you would want to be a man with a pseudo dick like that but I guess I am not taking in the masochistic natures of the human kind. Go figure....

So, dearies, in My opinion if that is all the package that you have, stay the fuck home and let the grown folks handle their business. ;)

Mistress Lady Friday

NEW YORK CITY

I am always happy to be in New York and see all the nasty bad pig boys there that need My correction and guidance. So get your troughs ready and your faces ready for slapping maggots.

LadyFriday will be rolling into town around 8 tomorrow evening. Batten down your hatches and get ready for a bumpy ride.

:)

Fetish vs D/s

After attending a freaking wicked cool FetCon I found Myself pondering the differences within the fetish and D/s communities. I came to a couple of conclusions that I will share.

The fetish community to Me seems to be more about the visual pleasing of the senses rather than about the power exchange that D/s is founded on. All of the pretty fetish models doing shoots and their admirers made that completely obvious. Don't get Me wrong, I like looking at eye candy as much as the next person. But I wonder if the tittilation of imagery clouds the real appreciation for what a scene is about.

There is no evident establishment of trust or real emotion that I can see.

Now about D/s, I wonder as well if the fetish porn sites are leading participants to embrace this mostly hedonistic approach. Too often I see that any D/s or fetish activity is expected to result in sex. Certainly I can understand the attraction and stimulation.... But there should be more in My opinion. Connections and power exchange are becoming less and less evident in the more commercial representations of this lifestyle. It appears to be less about people, and more about "a look" or a perfectly planned scene image.

Any thoughts about this?

Mistress Lady Friday

Wow, What a Con!!!!!

I just got back from FetishCon and I have to say that I had an absolutely wonderful time. It was enough to make a bi woman like Myself crazed with all of the beautiful fetish models in their latex and heels.
The best thing was seeing all the different fetishes represented.Crossdressers and ponies and leather Daddies, oh My....


Mistress Lady Friday

Sensation players

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FetishCon

I am excited to attend FetishCon this year in Tampa during the upcoming weekend. There is something so fun about being at a large gathering of so many people that while not necessarily into D/s but have an appreciation for the different areas of kink.
I know that many will be in rubber and latex, but I am planning on taking My piggies to represent for those that revel in being in panties and used like bitches.

A dirty job I know, but someone has to do it. Come out and meet Me if you are in the area.

Mistress Lady Friday

Ode to the cocksucking sluts

Whether it be gobbling up a black rubber cock that I guide into their open and waiting mouths, or waiting nervously as you are presented with your first real cock to service for Me, cocksucking sluts are the givers of the kink world. Sucking and sucking to give pleasure to that thick meat probing and filling your throat, you don't complain, you just swallow on that hard shaft and suckle like the hungry mouthed, dripping dick loving bitch that you know you are inside.

This cock's for you......

Tiny cocks and the NBA

A call today on niteflirt, pointed out something that makes perfect sense. We were talking about lil white cocks and their inadequancies..... Then My caller pointed out something, he realized that since he wasnt gifted with height that chances are he would never be in the NBA. He came to terms with the fact that since he wasnt a good runner that he would never be sprinting for the gold at the Olympics. So it isnt a stretch to see that with his little white dicklet that he would never be anywhere near the best at pleasing a women sexually.

I applaud his findings and the honesty that he has with himself. How many man are walking around the planet with 6 inches and less in their pants and think of themselves as these sexual monsters. Come on, no one is clamouring to have a skinny ass stunted dick poking at them. Why? Porn I imagine has a lot to do with it. Videos generated to cater to males egos as well as fantasies....

There, women are hot to get whatever cock they can get. But, I have noticed that there is a growing appreciation of the Big Black cock in interracial videos. Perhaps they are finally gettting that women want to be pleased as they obviously are in THOSE flicks.

So, I say, stand up and take your place as 0ne of the endowment challenged,put on your panties and suck a Big Black cock and be selfless. Admit that you arent the best person to please your lover and sit back and watch as she finally has a real orgasm.

Tampa and news

I had a great time in Tampa, as seen in the pic depicted here..... But I am most pleased to announce that I have My very own message board on http://www.fetishlist.com/ at http://www.fetishlist.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?forum=42. Check it out and leave Me some love.

Funny

I didnt have anything in particular planned for this blog, but then I rediscovered a picture and a story of a session a few years ago. So here I am posting for the soul reason of posting this pic. I just love this, every sissy in the world should be sitting with panties wet looking at this pic?

I know this little slut was hot for Me to abuse that slutty sissy cunt.

Are some white people really that stupid?

I wonder sometimes about the white bitches that call Me. Now I have no issue with their desires to be humiliated, at all. In fact I love it. It gives Me a real charge to degrade and make them feel as low as I possibly can.

I am afterall the same person who told a caller in a wheelchair he should hang out on a pier and hope some kind person would put him out of his misery and push his sad ass off. Doesn't sound like I have any trouble sleeping at night does it? Good because I dont, LOL

But then I get a call from a little nasty white boy in the middle of the night, of course proclaiming that he wanted to suck big N..... cock. Yes this fucker had the audacity,( for you dumb sluts, that means the nerve) to use the "N" word with ME in his description of a Black man. In what reality would he ever think that I would find that acceptable. Especially from a wannebe cockwhore...

Who knows maybe he wears a white sheet from time to time when he isnt at home watching interracial porn with white women taking huge Black cocks and mastrubating furiously.

I wouldnt be surprised.

But fuck him and his stupid ass, he obviously is too dumb to appreciate that he looks even sadder by insulting the very object he desires.

Anyhooo, I took whatever aggravation out on the slut depicted with this post. A delightful little fuckslut who took everything (translation every inch) and begged for more....

Laters tators,

Lady Friday

A Double Session with DDevia

I had a great deal of fun this past weekend. I had the pleasure of introducing a virgin Black cock sucker to his first piece of Mandingo meat. He was a particularly interesting subject because he had informed Me that he had been fantasizing about just such a session for years. Despite his numberous attempts to achieve it, it kept seeming to allude him. That combined with his proclivity to try to worm out of actual servitude made him quite a challenge. That is, until he hooked up with the two of Us.

After an evening of enemas and a morning of public humiliation in front of his hotel maid, the evening was finally upon him. The subject of his imaginings arrived and of course the little maggot tried to sqirm out of going thru with it. However We were having none of that and sooner than I am sure he realized would happen he was slurping that cock down like a he was attempting to pay both Mine and Dominatrix Devia's monthly bills.

It was precious, the sight of him deep-throating for the first time, in whatever position We put him . That slut sucked up more dick than a vacuum after a mainstreet parade.

Oh little piggies, there was joy, joy, joy, deep in My heart.

Nubian Goddess and the sluts that serve Me

I have been around in the world of BDSM for quite a while now. OK, over a decade if you really must know and have seen a wide variety of play areas that submissives seemed to enjoy. A few really speak to My heart. CBT, sadism and role plays will always have a special spot for, but there are couple of new spots occupied lately. Humiliation, forced bi and toileting are just too yummy for Me to resist.

Why you ask? Because I love the whorishness of white subs. There I said it,it may not be politically correct, but it is true. Personally I couldn't care less about being, PC. I don't have to be. I am a Mistress, a Domina, wranglers of some of the sluttiest and nastiest personas around. So I will call it what it is, the desire of white pussy ass men to be the filthiest souls they can possibly be.

This blog will reminisce old scenes that will forever amuse Me and tell accounts of new scenes as they occur.

If you are faint of heart, this blog will not be for you because I like to do some fucked up shit to you little cunts.

It is not My intention to provide spankback material for wankers. I mean to use this for those that truly desire to serve an Ebony Domina like Myself. I am no cyber money princess. And don't get it twisted.I don't IM unless you are paying for My time.true. But I am not going to have My time wasted by wannabe broke ass bitches that cant treat Me in the manner that I deserve.

So look forward to My next blog about a rather interesting session I did with a Mistress friend of Mine, with a hesitant little wigger bitch that tried to balk at sucking the wonderful Black cock we had provided for him.