More dumbasses

I can't believe delusions that some people seem to suffer from. Now I know that some of you pussbags just sit and stare at pic of beautiful Dominas like Myself fantasizing about serving Us. But what makes you think that your delusions will become reality. Please if you are older than 50 ( and that is stretching it) then you pretty much can give up any hope of being a sex toy.

I cant think of anything more repulsive than an old wrinkled white face (probably covered with liver spots) between My thighs. Come the fuck on, do you think that would please Me. Just typing it makes Me throw up a little in My mouth. I dont need My pussy eaten so badly that I would comtemplate an elderly jethro to gum at Me.

So, if that is what you may have in mind when you are hoping to serve, take a good long look at yourself in the mirror first. Would you want you between your legs? If it answer is no, chances are I agree.

Happy Holidays

Lady Friday

holiday ramblings

Well hello My dears, been a while and you know I cant resist blogging about the things that just drive Me batty.... Well that and connecting with you out there that love taking the pain I dish out....

What a crazy fucking world we live in. Here I thought that scat munchers had issues but we have a world where kids walk into malls with rifles and kill people. But perhaps he just took a note from our government... You think anyone told him that the mall and its shoppers were storing weapons of mass destruction?

Anyhooo, I am moving and God knows how we all hate that hassle. But nothing ventured nothing gained, I always say.....


Enjoy the pic of the boy I played earlier today. One of My favorite old school masochists. No hypo's for him. he likes old school safety pins..... Got to love that.

Take care and stay warm,

MLF

Post Hallows Eve recovery

I hope all of you out there had as wonderful Halloween as I did. If you didn't, shame on you. There isn't a holiday more dedicated to fun than All Hallows Eve.

This year was fantastic, My wonderful friend Kelley travelled from Houston to hang with Me. We had a blast.

Major kudos to Jason of the Secret Room as well. We attended The Succubus Ball and had a great time. The show was fantastic, the music superb,and the people pretty in the most lovely costumes. For all those out there that think that Halloween is all for the kiddies, you are sorely mistaken.

So take care dearies, love yourselves and be good to each other.

Lady Friday

your eyes dont have to be brown to be full of shit

Of course faithful readers you know by now that I take complete advantage of this blog to rant about things that piss Me off. Well this one is no different, LOL.

We live in a society today that completely perplexes Me. I am who I say I am, I dont make up personas and pretend. What good is it when eventually the person I am dealing with is going to realize it in the end?

So, towards that end, why oh why do you fucking ass lame bitches continue to contact Me with such complete and utter malarcy? When I tell you I am a mental and physical sadist, dont be surprised when I treat you like shit. That is My pleasure. I delight in the hurt in your eyes. It gets Me off.....

Or when I expect you to treat Me like the Queen I was raised to be, be surprised when I am offended by half ass attempts to impress Me.Wow, some fucking bubblebath from the dollar store.

Now your Mother may tolerate such bullsht, because she, (unlike Me) loves you and doesnt want to hurt your feelings.....

And for those that love to promise things and then just, disappear like mold in the bright sun. Stupid is a stupid does motherfuckers....

If you dont realize that I tell My fellow Dominas about your lame asses you are mistaken. The world is no longer as small as it once was, we all live in a world with cyber abilities so we know completely what you lame fucks are up to.

You know you are bitches.....

Until next time....

Lady Friday

Another sub bites the dust....

What is it that makes subs think that they can manipulate a Dominant Woman? Don't they get that in My world, it is all about Me?

Recently I went on a trip and saw the absolute worst come out of the sub male that accompanied Me. It was tragic because I watched him totally disintegrate into this unpleasant troll thing that would be best kept in a cage under a castle.....

Well I suffer no fools. Wont happen in this life or any other that I am a part of....

So, when I say that I am a emotional sadist, believe Me. Tears only get Me hot and make Me want to grind your face into the carpet. If your Mama didn't give you enough love, then don't look at Me for it. Now if you are looking for a Mistress that is going to make you cry for your mother and beg her forgiveness for being born a pathetic piece of snot, then step right up.We will have a great time together.

I am seeking someone to devote themselves to Me. I don't want someone that is full of excuses. Personal responsibility people, learn it, live it. I don't want you coming to Me broken, then what fun is it for Me when someone else has beat Me to the punch?

Yes, I am cruel, yes I am a fucking mean cold bitch, and you will suffer greatly for Me.

But then, how else do you think you can prove yourself worthy to sit at My feet as My treasured pet? And you will be treasured, and petted and loved on. When you have fucking earned it......

Mistress Lady Friday

you know you are a dumbfuck when...

Well dear readers, I havent posted in a while, had a lot going on of late. Met a yummy male Dom. Spartacus looking hottie and smart and twisted in ways that just make you clench in places that dont often clench, it is so good.

Being travelling a good bit, and met a new fem sub as well. Now that brings Me to the title of this post. You know you are a dumbass when you just like to attempt to start shit for no reason at all. I wont go into details but a certain whiny bitch of a submissive recently showed just how far down the list he is in the food chain by exposing what he thought was negative information about Me...

Gee, somehow I dont see having a submissive go to McDonalds for Me as so wrong. Yes, I know the fat and carbs will kill you but I dont think I have ever had anyone "red" about it. Can you even imagine how fucking totally lame you would have to be to even make a comment like that? Oh no, not the dreaded Mickey D's run, the MD TREK OF DOOM? Say it isn't so...What an insane nightmare!!! I am a total fucking bitch, right?

Well I am shaking with laughter right now because everytime I think of that shit I just want to roll on the floor with laughter. Then I feel a twinge of aggravation because it makes Me want to just have a certain pal of Mine just squeeze him until his eyes bleed. But then the moment passes and I just take whatever else residues from his bullshit and pass it out to the poor slut that is suffering under Me at the time.

Works for Me...;)

Does size matter?

I know it is hard to believe, but this is a real picture, and that dick is really, that small. I would think that the person depicted would be on anti-depressants or under the care of a psychiatrist. I know I would be if I were a man and had that between My legs. Anyhooo, I just returned from the Big Apple and this one was one of the wee worms that I saw there. Which inspired this blog entry. "Does size matter".

Let Me be perfectly frank,it matters. Are you fucking kidding Me? Of course it matters, can you imagine woman looking down at that little nub and getting hot in the pants? I have seen bigger wine bottle corks. I cant even picture someone trying to have sex with it. I would just get pissed off if a potential lover even thought to try and insult Me like that.

Now it does give an argument for gender reassignment. I cant see why you would want to be a man with a pseudo dick like that but I guess I am not taking in the masochistic natures of the human kind. Go figure....

So, dearies, in My opinion if that is all the package that you have, stay the fuck home and let the grown folks handle their business. ;)

Mistress Lady Friday